"Real Time with Bill Maher" - New Season Began

New Rule: Hitting Bottom

Oh, and there he is... Ted Haggard.

Well, you can't make a gay man a hundred percent straight in less than a month -- especially if that month contains fashion week.

A month to change your sexuality? I spent longer than that on hold trying to quit AOL.

Guys like Ted Haggard can't just claim to be cured of homosexuality. They should be forced to blow into some sort of Dickalizer.

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