This is whacha call living on the "down low."

The below is from an actual profile on Adult FriendFinder, and it just cracks me up! Whatever guys can do to NOT self identify as being sexually attracted and / or stimulated by another male. Give us all a break...

"Man Crush" ... "Metrosexual" ... "BaseballCapClub" ... "Bisexual" ... "Curious" ... "Gay" ... It's all a matter of semantics, and you know that I'm always up for some antics. ;-)

P.S. Ladies if you believe that your man ain't doin' it, think again. There's a "BaseballCapClub" in your town, too. I'm sure...

BaseballCapClub is looking for a few good men

Looking For: Men for Other "Alternative" Activities

Profile for BaseballCapClub

Thinking about sex a lot? Us too. We're horny all the time... so we put together a group of people that are all about safe fun. Even though our girlfriends are no longer part of the group and it's just the guys hanging out now, it originated from a male/female couples club...

Here's how it started: Me and my ex-girlfriend used to get together with a bunch of other couples for, what we'd like to call, "Movie night", every month. We'd drink, watch some adult videos, and slowly we'd each pair up with our own girlfriends and have sex in front of each other. It was an alternative to [potentially unprotected] sex with strangers... since we could watch others and it was really a turn on to all of us! But after about 9 or 10 months, some girls lost interest and a couple of others of us broke up with our gf's and starting dating new girls who weren't interested in this sort of openminded play. Long story short, all the guys (except for just one of the original members) decided we should keep getting together anyway... to hang out, watch porn, and jerk off. We realized that we were already very comfortable with each other... it really didn't make a difference to us that we were just a bunch of guys hanging out and getting off since we had all seen each other naked in sexual situations before during our "Movie Nights". We hadn't realized it until that point that the whole "Movie Night" thing made us way more open-minded than we already were. As such, it was turning us on when we would all get together and watch porn... knowing that we were all being turned on while we were watching porn made us get turned on even more. So, we talked about it and decided we needed to keep our guys-only meetings going and that we would start quietly telling other select guys about it. However, due to the fact that it's only guys now, we knew that it could easily be interpreted as a gay club, which we DO NOT WANT. So, we drew up some rules, processes, and an oath of secrecy that is mandatory that all new members swear to. The rest is history... the "Baseball Cap Club" was born!

So, what's the deal with the baseball caps? The original guys were all into sports, and were always sporting baseball caps... but very often, so were the girlfriends! So, at one of our get-togethers we made a joke about how almost all of us were wearing baseball caps, and we decided to make it our little group "thing". Sorta gimmicky, but we thought it was cool. Yeah, silly how some things start out, but it's gotta start from something, right?

What: The Baseball Cap Club (bcc) is a very select group of straight and bisexual, 18-28 year old guys in the Southern California region. We're from all walks of life-- college and beyond, fraternities and athletics, grad schools to professional careers, single guys and married guys, smooth dudes and hairy ones. Your classmate or neighbor may even be in the group, but you'd never know it b/c we're all normal guys who have sworn to secrecy. But beyond being normal guys, we're in good shape and considered above average in attractiveness by others. Plus, we're very sexual. The difference is, every now and then, we like to hang with other dudes, watch porn and drink beer-- without any girls around. We're the kinds of guys that have no problem streaking at parties, but in addition to being naked, we also like to get off too. Because of the way society is, it's not "ok" for guys to get naked with other guys, drink beer, and jerk-off to porn together. However, we have a very secret, elite group where we do just that... where it's ok to get naked and have fun-- with just the guys! We swear to an oath of secrecy and absolutely never disclose what we do outside of our meetings. If we bump into each other at a bar, at school, or on the street, we either ignore each other, or we simply say we're a "friend of a friend". We only know each others' first names and we never talk about the Club with anyone.

Who: Straight and bisexual guys, 18 to 28 years old, who are interested in extremely discreet male bonding while watching lots of porn and hanging with other cool dudes.

When: We meet once every 2 months, in an undisclosed location in the L.A. area. Only members are given the information, and the location changes each month. You must be a member to receive the location information which is disclosed only on the day of each meeting. Meetings are typically in large, luxurious hotel suites. They usually last 2 to 3 hours. We hang out, drink beer, watch porn, and get off. However, sometimes some of the guys stick around longer, up to you... the porn plays all night, and the beer flows.

Cost: The Club doesn't cost anything to join, but you do have to contribute a 6-pack of beer (minimum) to each meeting. Only those who are 21 and up can drink, of course.

How to join the Club: The bcc pre-screens all members. This is for two reasons. First, this ensures the safety of our members. Secondly, this filters out those who do not meet our criteria stated above, which enables us to maintain a high-quality group that our members are proud to be a part of.

As such, not everyone is admitted into the Baseball Cap Club. To be considered for the Club, you must email us. Our group consists of mostly athletic guys, including even some former athletes from both high school and college. As such, we will only hand-select those that fit with our group. You must submit at least 2 photos. For first round selections, they *do not* need to contain your face if you don't want it to, but they *do* need to contain the rest of your body. If we like what we see, we'll ask you for face photos in the next correspondence. Upon being chosen from round 1, you will need to meet with one of our members in person before being accepted into the Club. The in-person meeting is to make certain you are who you say you are, to explain the rules, and to receive your oath of secrecy. This initial meeting is also secret and will never be disclosed, even if you are not accepted into the Club following the conclusion of the meeting.

Privacy: As mentioned above, each member is required to swear to an oath of secrecy before being admitted to the Club. We require that each member absolutely never discloses what we do outside of our meetings.

Your face will NEVER be shown in *any* photos associated with the bcc. Photos are taken of all members, in the style as seen in the photos on this profile. Again, your face is NEVER SHOWN in member photos, not even to other members! Most members cover their face with a hat when their member photo is taken. Yes, we take confidentiality VERY SERIOUSLY.

Bottom-line is that we're here to hang out, have fun, get off, and keep it quiet. If you're interested, let us know, and we'll consider you for membership. But we take the Club seriously, so no games. It's all legal. There's no money involved or other sketchy activities. Just plain old fun.

Welcome to the Club. We know you'll enjoy yourself :)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism