"How 'bout this... Remember a long time ago, Jimmie Hoffa -- the president of the Teamsters, Jimmie Hoffa? Well, you know, he vanished and there were all of these rumors and stories and myths about where he may be buried. Well,it turns out now that they think -- FBI is now looking -- they got a tip, and they're now, the FBI, looking everywhere for Jimmie Hoffa. Everywhere... the FBI, looking everywhere... And I'm thinking, 'that's great, but what about Osama Bin Laden?' But the FBI, in their defense, are claiming that they have a lead on the whereabouts of Jimmie Hoffa. They claim that he was last seen on a duck-hunting trip with Dick Cheney." -- David Letterman, 05/18/06
Karen Walker to Jack McFarland on the series finale of "Will & Grace," 05/18/06, regarding Jack having sex with Beverly Leslie for his money: "Oh, you'll do it! You'll do it the same way any other self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags!"
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