My Pet Scapegoat
New Rule: If you think Andy Card was the problem, then there aren't enough air holes in your bubble.
For months, people have been telling the president that someone has to go, and that someone is Andy Card???
Yeah, let's hold onto the "Torture Guy"...
The "No Armor Guy"...
The "Katrina Guy"...
The "Guy Who Exposes CIA Agents"...
And the "Guy Who Shoots Old Men in the Face"...
No, the real problem was this monster...
Andy Card, who wants to spend more time with his family because they've never heard of him either.
Of course, Andy Card is best rememberd as the guy who on 9/11 whispered into the president's ear, "America is under attack." At which point, Shrub sat in the kindergarten class for another seven minutes...
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